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Submitted: 18 Sep 06   by casablanca   Email to friend   # 290
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71 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.U & ME laughing,U & ME crying,U & ME dreaming,U & ME holding on,U & ME…just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
Submitted: 18 Sep 06   by casablanca   Email to friend   # 289
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Woh chum le ek bar, to aati nahi neend,unki meethi awaaz mein hee, raat jaati hai beet,isliye kehta hoon yaaro,kachhua jalao machchar bhagao
Submitted: 18 Sep 06   by casablanca   Email to friend   # 286
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sunsaan sadak ke paas ke sukhe hue peepal ki tuti hui
tehni ke murjhaye hue patte par baithe hue
bhoot ke pair(leg) se nikalte hue khoon ke bimar bacteria, how r u?
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Submitted: 9 Aug 06   by Grrrh   Email to friend   # 144
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A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?"

"What dear?" She asked gently.

"I think you bring me bad luck."
Submitted: 27 Jul 06   by Safin   Email to friend   # 57
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Wen i look at the sun i c u!wen i look at the moon i c u!wen i look at the sea I c u... well get out of my way!
Submitted: 27 Jul 06   by Safin   Email to friend   # 56
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Last nite i wantd u.needed u so badly dat it hurt.wantd 2 taste u.i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me...but i couldnt find u.u stupid.. PARACETAMOL!

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