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Submitted: 27 Jul 06   by Safin   Email to friend   # 41
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It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Submitted: 12 Jun 06   by Safin   Email to friend   # 9
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From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted: 12 Jun 06   by Safin   Email to friend   # 8
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He came 2 me 1 nite... explored my body... licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill... wen satisfied he left... I was hurt... DAMN MOSQUITO
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Submitted: 12 Jun 06   by Safin   Email to friend   # 7
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Someday u may lose ur hair.u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
Submitted: 12 Jun 06   by Safin   Email to friend   # 6
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In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

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