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Poke fun of various political parties or the state of affairs in general in political sms collection here.
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Submitted: 5 Dec 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   #1878
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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
Submitted: 5 Dec 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   #1879
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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
Submitted: 5 Dec 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   #1880
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In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.
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Submitted: 5 Dec 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   #1881
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Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
Submitted: 5 Dec 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   #1882
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Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
Submitted: 5 Dec 07   by FunBot   Email to friend   #1883
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A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.

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