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Submitted: 8 Feb 08 by Dammit

Email to friend #2031

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Medical Entrance Exam

Santa Applied to a medical college But he never made it because, these were his Answers:

Antibody:
One who hates his body

Artery:
Study of fine paintings

Bacteria:
Back door of a cafeteria

Coma:
Punctuation Mark

Gall Bladder:
Bladder of a girl

Genes:
Blue Denim

Labour pain:
Hurt at work

Submitted: 5 Dec 07 by FunBot

Email to friend #1822

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Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...

Submitted: 5 Dec 07 by FunBot

Email to friend #1823

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Santa apni gal friend ko I Luv kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I'm falling in love.

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Submitted: 5 Dec 07 by FunBot

Email to friend #1824

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Banta: Some people can tell time by looking at the sun.
Santa: But I've never been able to see the numbers

Submitted: 5 Dec 07 by FunBot

Email to friend #1825

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Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado
Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

Submitted: 5 Dec 07 by FunBot

Email to friend #1826

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Sardar g ne wife ko letter likha.........
is month's salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hu...
Wiffe replie...ap ke 100 kiss mile, doodhwala 2 kiss mai man gaya ,,' sir ko 7 deni padi, sabziwala 7 main nai mana 9 deni padi....' kirane wala sirf kiss se nai mana, maakan malik, to roj 5 ya 6 le jata hai ap chinta na kare mere pass 35 padi hai . or jo yeh par raha hai uuse b 2-4 deni padegi.....baki sab thk hai .....!

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