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Submitted: 20 Oct 06   by Safin   Email to friend   # 409
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Our Sardar, one day is at the railway station. He asks one man "When will Rajdhani Express go from here"?Man Replies 12.30. "When will Punjab Express go from here"?Man Replies 10.30. "When will Deccan Queen go from here"?Man Replies 12.30. Thus the sardar goes on asking for all the trains. Now the man gets fed up and asks whether he wants to go to punjab by train or not.Sardar replies, "NO. I only want to cross the tracks!"
Submitted: 20 Oct 06   by Safin   Email to friend   # 410
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While travelling a sardar was carrying a binocular with him.

But he never seemed to use it while looking outside the window.

A co-passenger who was travelling with him asked why he was carrying binoculars.

The sardar simply said ...
"I am on my way to see a distant relative."
Submitted: 20 Oct 06   by Safin   Email to friend   # 411
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Once a Sardarji went to the city of Mumbai for the first time to meet his father. His father had asked him to keep walking in the direction of the sunrise until he eventually reached hishouse. Since, the Sardarji was new to the city he decided to ask a passerby the direction in which the sun rose in Mumbai - east, west, north or south?The passerby who was also a Sardarji thought for some time and then said, "Main bhi is sheher mein naya aaya hoon!" ( I am also new in this city!)
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Submitted: 20 Oct 06   by Safin   Email to friend   # 412
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biography of a sardar
When God passed out looks,
I thought He said books, and I didn't want any.
When God passed out ears,
I thought He said beers, and I asked for two long ones.
When God passed out legs,
I thought He said kegs, and I asked for two fat ones.
When God passed out noses,
I thought He said roses, and I asked for a big red one.
When God passed out heads,
I thought He said beds, and I asked for a big soft one.
When God passed out brains,
I thought he said trains, and I missed mine.
Submitted: 9 Aug 06   by Grrrh   Email to friend   # 133
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Santa to Mali - Go and Water the garden.... Mali - It's raining outside...... Santa - Bloody hell don't give excuses. Take umbrella and go.
Submitted: 14 Jun 06   by Safin   Email to friend   # 32
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A sardar looking at sky asks another sardar:that's a sun or moon? He replies: oye! No idea,i am not from this city

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