Fun Enclave
 
Search 






Not a member?
Register now!

Loading...


Add New JokeSilly Jokes
Some totally Silly jokes are here
SocialTwist Tell-a-Friend   Browse all SMS Jokes

Submitted: 27 Dec 06   by Safin   Email to friend   #581
Rate this Joke
  • Currently 3.80/10
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5

Rating: 3.80 out of 5 votes cast


 
A genie granted a man 2 wishes...
He asked for the best wine in the world and the best woman in the world...

He got the best wine and MOTHER TREASA !
Moral : Be specific !
Submitted: 27 Dec 06   by Safin   Email to friend   #577
Rate this Joke
  • Currently 3.57/10
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5

Rating: 3.57 out of 7 votes cast


 
I drank TV while watching coffee,
I wash mobile while talking on my dress,
I switch off d bed whn I laid on my lights,
Thats how i got mad whn i dnt see ur SMS!
So pls send me more good sms
Submitted: 27 Dec 06   by Safin   Email to friend   #575
Rate this Joke
  • Currently 3.00/10
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5

Rating: 3.00 out of 6 votes cast


 
A cigar shortens ur life by 2 mins!A beer shortens ur life by 4 mins!But,A Working day shortens ur life by 8 hrs!So don't go 2 work.Just smoke&drink!!
Sponsored Links  
Rate this Joke
  • Currently 3.00/10
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5

 
Submitted: 21 Oct 06   by CiantGock   Email to friend   #413
Rate this Joke
  • Currently 3.00/10
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5

Rating: 3.00 out of 7 votes cast


 
santa: yaar banta let me type the letter i have fast speed
banta:no yaar ur writting is not good
Submitted: 18 Sep 06   by casablanca   Email to friend   #296
Rate this Joke
  • Currently 3.67/10
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5

Rating: 3.67 out of 9 votes cast


 
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.
Submitted: 18 Sep 06   by casablanca   Email to friend   #295
Rate this Joke
  • Currently 3.88/10
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5

Rating: 3.88 out of 8 votes cast


 
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!

SMS Message Categories
Insults(128)


All times are GMT +5.5. The time now is 11:46 PM.
Photo ShootsEmail ForwardsClean JokesIndia TravelSMS Jokes

Sitemap |  Lite Gallery
Privacy Policy |  Terms of Service |  Rules
About FunEnclave.com

FunEnclave is your gateway to fun and entertainment. FunEnclave is a buzzing, clean and safe community that offers jokes, funny forwards, wallpapers, games, a discussion portal, fantasy leagues and a lot more.
Enjoy your stay and have Fun!
Copyright ©2009 FunEnclave.com, All Rights Reserved. Design © Private Ryan, For FunEnclave.
vBulletin, Copyright ©2000 - 2009, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd. LinkBacks Enabled by vBSEO © 2009, Crawlability, Inc.