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Submitted: 27 Dec 06 by Safin

Email to friend # 581

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A genie granted a man 2 wishes...
He asked for the best wine in the world and the best woman in the world...

He got the best wine and MOTHER TREASA !
Moral : Be specific !

Submitted: 27 Dec 06 by Safin

Email to friend # 577

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I drank TV while watching coffee,
I wash mobile while talking on my dress,
I switch off d bed whn I laid on my lights,
Thats how i got mad whn i dnt see ur SMS!
So pls send me more good sms

Submitted: 27 Dec 06 by Safin

Email to friend # 575

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A cigar shortens ur life by 2 mins!A beer shortens ur life by 4 mins!But,A Working day shortens ur life by 8 hrs!So don't go 2 work.Just smoke&drink!!

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Submitted: 21 Oct 06 by CiantGock

Email to friend # 413

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santa: yaar banta let me type the letter i have fast speed
banta:no yaar ur writting is not good

Submitted: 18 Sep 06 by casablanca

Email to friend # 296

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Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.

Submitted: 18 Sep 06 by casablanca

Email to friend # 295

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