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Submitted: 15 Aug 06   by look_ash  in Adult Jokes   Email to friend   #173
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Custmer: My wife needs a Bra but I don’t know d size.
Salegrl:Touch my breast n try to calculate.
Custmer: Oh I forgot she needs panties too!
Submitted: 8 Aug 06   by Seed  in Adult Jokes   Email to friend   #127
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6 Feet girl to her boss: I'm being sexually harassed.
Boss: how?
Girl: This guy comes in every morning and says ur hair smells great.
Boss: Whats da problem in dat?
Girl: Hes 3 feet tall
Submitted: 3 Aug 06   by Safin  in Adult Jokes   Email to friend   #92
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Teacher ne kaha-translate hindi to english, "khushi ke maare uski chhaati phool gai". Santa translated-"Due to happiness his chest turned in to breast"!!! :-)
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Submitted: 27 Jul 06   by Safin  in Adult Jokes   Email to friend   #36
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Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.' Groom gave another note back to father: 'CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN.'
Submitted: 8 Aug 06   by suhayl  in Adult Jokes   Email to friend   #129
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Schoolgirl: I do not want to go to the sex education class.
Teacher: Why not?
SchoolGirl: because someone told me the final exam would be oral.
Submitted: 14 Jun 06   by Safin  in Adult Jokes   Email to friend   #29
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2 men meet, both lookin 4 their lost wives. 1st: How does your wife look like? 2nd Shes 5'9", 36-24-36, fair,blondeblue eyed & urs? 1st: Forget mine, lets search yours

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