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Submitted: 15 Aug 06   by look_ash  in Adult Jokes   Email to friend   # 173
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Rating: 4.65 out of 37 votes cast


 
Custmer: My wife needs a Bra but I don’t know d size.
Salegrl:Touch my breast n try to calculate.
Custmer: Oh I forgot she needs panties too!
Submitted: 8 Aug 06   by Seed  in Adult Jokes   Email to friend   # 127
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Rating: 4.39 out of 33 votes cast


 
6 Feet girl to her boss: I'm being sexually harassed.
Boss: how?
Girl: This guy comes in every morning and says ur hair smells great.
Boss: Whats da problem in dat?
Girl: Hes 3 feet tall
Submitted: 3 Aug 06   by Safin  in Adult Jokes   Email to friend   # 92
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Rating: 4.48 out of 27 votes cast


 
Teacher ne kaha-translate hindi to english, "khushi ke maare uski chhaati phool gai". Santa translated-"Due to happiness his chest turned in to breast"!!! :-)
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Submitted: 27 Jul 06   by Safin  in Adult Jokes   Email to friend   # 36
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Rating: 4.40 out of 25 votes cast


 
Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.' Groom gave another note back to father: 'CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN.'
Submitted: 8 Aug 06   by suhayl  in Adult Jokes   Email to friend   # 129
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Rating: 4.48 out of 23 votes cast


 
Schoolgirl: I do not want to go to the sex education class.
Teacher: Why not?
SchoolGirl: because someone told me the final exam would be oral.
Submitted: 28 Aug 06   by anshy1  in Adult Jokes   Email to friend   # 211
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Rating: 3.74 out of 27 votes cast


 
A boy 2 a dark girl: Tum kitni kali ho!
The girl replies: Tere baap ka kya jata hai?
Boy: Agar mere baap ka jata to aaj kali na hoti.
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