God saw ur parents hungry, He created “Pizzas”
God saw they are thirsty he created, “Pepsi”
He saw them walking he created, “Car”
He saw them without problems, “He created u”.
A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick.
He went home and proudly showed his wife.
"There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth",
she said.
