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Submitted: 20 Jul 07 by skylark in Decent Jokes

Email to friend #1549

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3 boys where going on a motor cycle. policeman gives hand to stop sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega...!

Submitted: 23 Mar 08 by helking in Adult Jokes

Email to friend #2058

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check

What is a man's definition of foreplay?
Half an hour of serious begging!

Submitted: 9 Aug 06 by Grrrh in Adult Jokes

Email to friend #136

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Q. Why did Devdas drink himself to death?!?
A. He couldn't bear to see two beautiful women dancing and singing "Dil-do-la-re, Dildo-la-re", in front of him!!

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Submitted: 25 Oct 06 by chic_magnet in Adult Jokes

Email to friend #492

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Q. Why did God give men penises?
A. So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.

Q. What's the difference between a paycheck and your dick?
A. You don't have to beg a woman to blow your check.

Q. What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
A. It's Braille for "suck here".

Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After 5 years your job will still suck.

Q. What's the difference between a woman and a coffin?
A. You come in one and go in the other.

Submitted: 22 Aug 07 by CiantGock in Silly Jokes

Email to friend #1631

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engagement

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

Submitted: 27 Sep 07 by FunBot in Insults

Email to friend #1644

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Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing

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