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Submitted: 30 Jun 07 by Suprime in Adult Jokes

Email to friend #1355

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A 90 yrs old man start making luv wid his 85 yrs old wife he start sucking her breast after 10 mins he died...
autopsy report coz of death...........

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expired milk!!!

Submitted: 28 Aug 06 by anshy1 in Adult Jokes

Email to friend #211

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A boy 2 a dark girl: Tum kitni kali ho!
The girl replies: Tere baap ka kya jata hai?
Boy: Agar mere baap ka jata to aaj kali na hoti.

Submitted: 23 Mar 08 by helking in Adult Jokes

Email to friend #2068

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What is pure Hindi name of Condom??
Rubber ki Chiknai yukt Prajanan virodhak mardana Ling ki topi.

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Submitted: 8 Aug 06 by suhayl in Adult Jokes

Email to friend #128

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A man married a Lady Traffic Police officer. Friend, How was your first night? Man, She charged Rs.100 from me for overspeeding, rs.200 for wrongside entry, rs.500 for no helmet.

Submitted: 11 Aug 06 by Skyrocker in Adult Jokes

Email to friend #163

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What is the difference between secretary & private secretary? Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR

Submitted: 11 Aug 06 by Skyrocker in Adult Jokes

Email to friend #154

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A priest saw a girl removing her blouse. The priest prayed: "God, please close my eyes". When he opened his eyes, the girl was naked .This time he prayed God please close your eyes.

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