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| One day a cucumber, a pickle and a penis were having a conversation: The pickle says, 'You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get fat and juicy, they sprinkle seasonings over and they stick me in a jar.'
The cucumber says, 'Yeah you think that's bad? Whenever I get big fat and juicy, they slice me up and they put me over salad.'
The penis says, 'You think that your lives are tough? Well, whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they throw a plastic bag over my head, shove me in a wet dark, smelly room and force me to do push-ups until I throw up and lose consciousness! ! !' |
