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My heart's like an open book,
it depends on how u read me.
Don"t judge me by my cover..
Look in and discover..
i will be ur True friend
for ever...
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Rating: 3.00 out of 4 votes cast
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We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...searching...searching...still searching...sorry NO BRAIN found
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Rating: 2.40 out of 5 votes cast
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A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman. She takes one look at him.
"You, sir, are drunk!"
"And you ma'am, are ugly. But when I wake up, I will be sober
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Rating: 4.00 out of 3 votes cast
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Dil ka dard ko zuba per laate nahi,
Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre kyo na ho,
hmm DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi!
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Rating: 4.00 out of 3 votes cast
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Apne dil ki sun afwahon se kaam na le,
mujč yaad rakh 'beshak naam na le,
tera veham hai ki main bhula hoon tujhe,
meri koi aisi saans nhi jo tera naam na le..
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Rating: 4.00 out of 3 votes cast
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Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy.
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