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Submitted: 27 Feb 08 by REZAR

Email to friend # 2038

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RAAT

HAR RAAT HAM NASHE ME HOTE HAI AUR RAAT GUJAR JATI HAI...
EK DIN RAAT NASHE ME HOGI AUR HUM GUJAR JAYENGE....

Submitted: 21 Feb 08 by Dammit

Email to friend # 2035

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No & Yes

NO and YES are two short words which need a long thought.
Most of the troubles in life are the result of saying YES too Soon or saying NO too Late

Submitted: 15 Dec 06 by Safin

Email to friend # 555

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The greatest motivational act one person can do for another is to listen.
- Roy Moody

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Submitted: 15 Dec 06 by Safin

Email to friend # 556

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If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes.
-St. Clement of Alexandra

Submitted: 15 Dec 06 by Safin

Email to friend # 557

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The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible.
- Arthur C. Clarke

Submitted: 15 Dec 06 by Safin

Email to friend # 558

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Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking.
- William B. Sprague

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