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Submitted: 15 Dec 06 by Safin

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Failures do what is tension relieving, while winners do what is goal achieving.
-Dennis Waitley

Submitted: 15 Dec 06 by Safin

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Motivation is like food for the brain. You cannot get enough in one sitting.
It needs continual and regular top ups.
- Peter Davies

Submitted: 14 Nov 06 by Safin

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I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan

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Submitted: 14 Nov 06 by Safin

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I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin

Submitted: 14 Nov 06 by Safin

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