> Excellent Quotes / One-Liners

patch01 · 04:16 PM

“I think we need to do something to show the country that we are getting something done. There's a lot of controversy, but there's controversy in everything that we do.”....Lee Ielpi, FDNY Firefighter (retired)

His son FDNY Firefighter Jonathan Ielpi of Squad 288 was lost 11th September 2001.

At his son's funeral Mr. Ielpi said "He's in better hands now, but I'd sooner have him here in my hands"..............

Requiscant in Pace

xXx

"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence." H. L. Mencken

Donkey Kong

Johnny Cage: "I smell some perfume Kitana must be around here somewhere if I smell perfume"

Liu Kang: I don't smell anything

Sonya: I know what I smell BULLSHIT!

soggy316

Einstein - "God does not play dice with the universe"

Neils Bohr - "People should not tell God not to play dice with the universe"

Donkey Kong

Luke I am your father

heathcliff

" When angry, count to four. When very angry, Swear."
_ Mark Twain.

Bluffmaster

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
--Albert Einstein

How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?
--Albert Einstein

patch01

Why can't I find some insensitive, irresponsible guy to knock me up and then just pi$$ off

Dóra, (played by Judit Schell) in 2005 Hungarian movie Just Sex and Nothing Else

Agnel

Terrorists are much better than drunkards, atleast they know what they are doing!

- Agnel on mumbai terrorists and drunkards

Yamaraj

There is love of course. And then there's life, its enemy.
- Jean Anouilh