> Movie Quotes

Alfred : Will you be taking the Batpod, then, sir?
Bruce Wayne: In the middle of the day, Alfred? That's not very subtle, is it?
Alfred : Then Lamborgini, then? Much more subtle!

Rail Crossing Crowd #2: Your breath smells like alcohol!
Hancock: That's cause I've been drinking biatch!

Detective Wuertz: Dent! Jesus, I thought you was dead!
Two-Face: Half...

Kumar: Dad, come on.
Dr. Patel: Daddy is not coming on anything!

Agent 47: Because that suitcase perfectly holds my Blazer Sniper Rifle, two .45s and a gag for irritating, talkative little girls like yourself. You want me to stop and get it out?
Nika Boronina: I don't know - you think we have time for foreplay?

You look nervous. Is it the scars? You want to know how I got them? Come here. Hey, look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful; like you. Who tells me, I worry too much. Who tells me, I ought to smile more. Who gambles, and gets in deep with sharks. One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries. She can't take it! I just want to see her smile again. I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So I stick a razor in my mouth and do this... to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!