[soggy316]

This is the place for the most horrible jokes, the ones that would get you beaten up if you told them in public



Roger Federer goes to an Udipi resturant, what does he order?
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Set Dosa

[Bluffmaster]

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
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A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything.

[Bluffmaster]

BRUCE LEE was a great man
But after his sister gav birth to a baby he became an ordinary man...




y?






he became








































MAMU LEE!

[Bluffmaster]

Y cant HIPPOPOTAMUS's lie??





























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HIPS DONT LIE.

[Bluffmaster]

Ek ladka tha,use kabhi pyar nahi hua tha, uske pant ka zip hamesha khula rahta tha kyon?














































































Kyonki
Pyar bina 'chain' kahan re!

[Bluffmaster]

Agar Do Pipal Ke Ped Ko Ek Rassi Se Bandh Diya Jaye To Us Rassi Ko Kya Kahenge?











Socho..















Socho..




































Answer: 'NOKIA': Connecting Pipal

[Bluffmaster]

Y did Zidane hit meterazzi in WC final????
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Meterazzi asked..
"hum Chloromint Kyu khate hain?"!!!!

[Bluffmaster]

wats the height of patriotism?

































sitting on a western style toilet in an indian style!!!

[Private Ryan]

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[soggy316]

When James Bond buys something, he always pays 2.50 less. Why?







Dhai another day