Wackiest Answer Contest - [Winner Announced]

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WELLAS HERE WE ARE HAVING A COMPETITION ON WACKIEST ANSWERS FROM YOU. NOW THIS THREAD WILL BE CLOSED AFTER THREE DAYS i.e. 28th FEB 2009 SAME TIME.

THE PERSON WHO GIVES WACKY ANSWER TO THE ABOVE POSTED QUESTION WILL WIN A GIFT[Badge]+15k NICKELS FROM MY SIDE.

SO ARE YOU GAME TO FOR IT, I WONT BE COMPETING AS I WOULD BE JUDGING THE CONTEST

The Question is -

WHAT IS LOOSE MOTIONS???

NOW I NEED A WACKY ANSWER FOR THAT, AND MIND IT I AM VERY STRICT AT JUDGING

Note:
1) no spam will be tolerated. only answers. spam will be deleted

2) you can post any no. of entries atlast i will be judge

Ninja

Loose motion is a phenomenon which one can only feel but not stop

honeybee

Motion...

moving the right hand on a mouse... only two fingers and the head need to be in motion

Private Ryan

Loose motions means nadiya se dariya,aur dariya se saagar, re puspa..

For the angrez,

Loose motions is when you cannot control a pond becoming a river,and a river becoming a sea..

C.Ronaldo

Loose motions r one of the fastest thing in motion........

Got a incident on it and 2 be mentioned here!........

There were 4 guyz
1 from Harvard
1 from Oxford
1 from Texas
&
Santa from Punjab University!!,
1 common Ques.
Wat is the fastes thing in the world?
Oxford Guy: Light
Harvard Guy: Thought
Texas guy: Blink of an eye
Santa: Its loose motions
Coz last night Iwas lying on my bed and before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,It was over!!!

honeybee

A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.

He has a bad case of gas and really needs to releive some pressure.

Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little smelly out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.

He lets loose with a smelly, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from there."

The guy thinks, "Great, they think the dog did it." He releases another smelly, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.

This goes on for a couple more smellies. Finally the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he has a "motion" on you."

honeybee

motion..... =trouser cough

honeybee

Johnny asks the teacher "Do smellies have lumps?"

The teacher says, "Well no they don't."

Little Johnny says "Well then I DEFINITLY just did a motion in my pants!!!"

C.Ronaldo

motions r well defined as glacier melting of trouser.......

Bluffmaster

The phenomenon in which a person starts peeing from his As5hole is known as loose motion.