What if......??

New game.. Pretty simple...You'll ask a question starting with "what if..." and the next in line will answer it and then ask his own "what if..." question and so on...

What if there was no fun enclave?

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Private Ryan's Signature:

I would have been non-existent

What if you failed in exams??

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xXx's Signature:

i wud have had pani poori stall and earning thousands daily..


what if we never learned to speak?

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Private Ryan's Signature:

So there would be no mobile phones in the world.....


What if you were pushed by sum1 double the size of yours???

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xXx's Signature:

no problem, mumbaikars have a natural ability to resist being pushed by others (no matter the size) in local trains and buses...


What if paki nuclear weapons fall in the hands of militants?

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Private Ryan's Signature:

Then US has war in its hands


What if you roamed naked on the Roads???

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xXx's Signature:

^You have some issues to resolve, xXx!

Well I guess kids would laugh at you, a few would take quick snaps of your exhibitionist self, decent ladies would hide their eyes in shame while still trying to take a quick peak, repressed gays would lurk at your rear and drool for days, a few stray dogs would chase you for a hot-dog, some beggars would join your procession mistaking you for their savior, wannabe nudists would feel liberated, senior citizens would chatter about moral values in modern society, girls would let out a devilish laugh while commenting on your size, boys would compare theirs with yours and a few monkeys would be spanked that night.

What if you hadn't asked that question?

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Yamaraj's Signature:

"Let's put a smile on that face!" - The Joker (The Dark Knight, 2008)
Vulgaaarrrrr!

And last but not the least, "kanoon ke lambe haath" will will give xXx a sneak peek of the "badaa ghar".........

Then xXx wud not have been his usual self...



What if there were no such thing as movies in this world?

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Private Ryan's Signature:

i would have saved thousands of $ by not buying hdds

what if world ends in another 2 hrs ??

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Saiyan's Signature: