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India a Developing Country !!!!

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India a Developing Country !!!!
Published by xXx
21 Aug 08
Self Satisfied India a Developing Country !!!!

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away.

Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.

Indian Version:


The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The Grasshopper thinks the Ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and
demands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving.
NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper next to a video of the Ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.

The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant's house.

Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter.

Mayawati states this as `injustice' done on Minorities.

Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian Government for not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.

The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the
Grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt
support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance).

Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for 'Bengal Bandh' in
West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Enquiry.
CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and Grasshoppers.

Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.

Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the ' Prevention of Terrorism
Against Grasshoppers Act' [POTAGA], with effect from the beginning of the winter.

Arjun Singh makes 'Special Reservation ' for Grasshoppers in Educational
Institutions & in Government Services.


The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes,it's home is confiscated by the Government and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV.

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Arundhati Roy calls it ' A Triumph of Justice'.

Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice '.

CPM calls it the ' Revolutionary Resurgence of the Downtrodden '

Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.
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Many years later...
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The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar
company in Silicon Valley,


100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere in India.
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As a result of loosing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the
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India is still a developing country…!!!



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  #1 (permalink)  
By Yamaraj on 21 Aug 08, 07:55 PM
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A biased story. But still entertaining, nonetheless.
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By Agnel on 21 Aug 08, 08:12 PM
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Repost



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By dragonball on 21 Aug 08, 11:59 PM
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biased.. yeah... entertaining, that too yeah...
shud start with "long long time ago.. grasshoppers were oppressed by ants, beaten, made slaves, made to clean ant's bungalows forcefully.. bkah bkah
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By xXx on 22 Aug 08, 12:00 AM
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@agnel...I searched...but cudnt find anything similar to it
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By Agnel on 22 Aug 08, 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted by xXx View Post
@agnel...I searched...but cudnt find anything similar to it
You should know what to search

The Ant and the Grasshopper



take that
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By xXx on 22 Aug 08, 12:14 AM
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^^^^Mine is an extended version


agnel
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By patch01 on 22 Aug 08, 07:51 AM
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^^
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By Safin on 22 Aug 08, 12:12 PM
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Good one.
Moved to writers cafe
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By Yamaraj on 22 Aug 08, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by dragonball View Post
biased.. yeah... entertaining, that too yeah...
shud start with "long long time ago.. grasshoppers were oppressed by ants, beaten, made slaves, made to clean ant's bungalows forcefully.. bkah bkah
Not exactly.

But because humans and their social structure is a little, if not more, different from that of ants or grasshoppers. Here, the lower and middle class ants live and die for the elite. There is no need for grasshoppers in this silly little analogy here, for it's the elite ants that enjoy the winter shelter and food, and the workers sleep out in the open - unfed.
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