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Installing Love

Conversation between customer service rep and a guy looking to install love

Customer Service: Can you install Love?

Customer I can do that. I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready to
install now. What do I do first?

Service: The first step is to open your Heart. Have you located your Heart?

Customer Yes, I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is
it okay to install while they are running?

Service: What programs are running?

Customer Let me see... I have Past hurt.exe, Low esteem.exe, Grudge.exe and
Resentment.com running right now.

Service: No problem. Love will automatically erase "Past hurt.exe" from your
current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it
will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually overwrite
Lowesteem.exe whit a module of its own, called High esteem.exe. However, you
have to completely turn off Grudge.exe and Resentment.com. Those programs
prevent Love from being properly installed.
Can you turn those off ?

Customer I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Service: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke Forgiveness.exe. Do
this as many times as necessary until Grudge.exe and Resentment.com have
been completely erased.

Customer Okay, I'm done. Love has started installing itself automatically.
Is that normal?

Service: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall
for the life of your Heart. Do you see that message?

Customer Yes I do. Is it completely installed?

Service: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to
begin connecting to other Hearts to get the upgrades.

Customer It says "Error 412 - Program not run on internal components."
What does that mean?

Service: Don't worry, that's a common problem. It means that the Love
program is set up to run on external Hearts but has not yet been running on
your Heart. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in
non-technical terms it means that you have to "love" your own machine before
it can "love" others.

Customer So what should I do?

Service: Can you find the directory called "Self-acceptance"?

Customer Yes, I have it.

Service: Excellent, you are getting good at this.

Customer Thank you.

Service: You're welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to
the "Myheart" directory: Forgiveself.doc, Selfesteem.txt, Realizeworth.txt
and Goodness.doc. The system will overwrite conflicting files and begin
patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete
"Selfcriticize.exe" from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin
afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer Got it! Wow! My Heart is filling up with really neat files.
Smile.mpg is playing on my monitor right now, and it shows that Warmth.com,
Peace.exe and Contentment.com are copying themselves all over my Heart!

Service: Then Love is installed and running. You should be able to handle it
from here. One more thing before I go...

Customer Yes?

Service: Love is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to
everybody you are meeting. They will in turn share it with other people, and
they will return some really neat modules back to you.

Customer I will. Thank you for your help.

Service: You're very welcome.