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Putting your priorities right!
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2 Oct 08
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An elderly man in Mumbai calls his son in New York and says,

'I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 35 years of marriage... and that much
misery is enough!'

'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.

'We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the old man says.

'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!'

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this.'

She calls Mumbai immediately, and screams at the old man, 'You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then , don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR??' and she hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay', he says, 'It's all set. They're both coming for Diwali and paying their own airfare!!'

MORAL:
  • No man / woman is busy in this world all 365 days.
  • The sky is not going to fall down if you take few days LEAVE and meet your dear ones.
  • OFFICE WORK IS NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE and MONEY MAKING IS NOT EVERYTHING IN LIFE. AFTER ALL WE WORK FOR SOMEONE ELSE'S DREAM.
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By Ninja on 2 Oct 08, 02:31 PM
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^ They've tried the old trick, but trust me it always works

Nice morals Sardar
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By Agnel on 2 Oct 08, 08:04 PM
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Yesterday, I wrote an email to my friend's gang.
We've not been in touch for almost 1 year now and they talk only if I call up / email to them. I did a similar thing adn almost everyone responded. As usual the excuses were, I am busy, blah blah blah.

Apparently, none of them knew that "i am a wella"
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By Safin on 2 Oct 08, 08:08 PM
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I did a similar thing adn almost everyone responded. As usual the excuses were, I am busy, blah blah blah.
you are married
and you told them you were being divorced

omg, the cat is out of the bag guys Agnie is married
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By Agnel on 2 Oct 08, 08:09 PM
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Similar thing was, I scared them, but not with marriage
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By prongs on 2 Oct 08, 10:19 PM
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it works right!!! maybe will use it in future life someday!!!
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By Crazy_Eddy on 4 Oct 08, 09:11 PM
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Shouldn't this be in the Jokes section?
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